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Somebody Sells Beckham`s spit for $5000 ??

At least memorabilia hunters in New Zealand think so.
One seller is offering for sale a Coke bottle from which the soccer star allegedly drank during his recent visit to the country.
In an effort to attract bids, the seller notes on the Trademe online auction site that the bottle is still one quarter full.
"Mostly backwash I would imagine," the seller says in answer to a query.
The bottle - which has attracted one bid of $NZ5000 ($4400) - is said to have been left on a table by Beckham after he ate at a fast-food restaurant in Wellington.
The same seller also is trying to offload a partially eaten corn cobb Beckham is said to have gnawed on and left at the Nando's restaurant.
But this has failed to attract a single bid since being listed for sale for the bargain basement price of $NZ80 ($70).
A local media report also said a single chip dropped by Beckham as he walked around in Wellington also had been listed, but the highest bid so far was a paltry $NZ1.
Other goods up for sale include cutlery Beckham apparently used, and a photocopy of a signature Beckham made on the boarding pass he used while travelling from Australia to New Zealand.